tupacabra:

tupacabra:

you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1!

nevermind i found it

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can someone tell me why i downloaded an app called happy poo jump　

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thneed-ler: OHY MY GOFD I JUSTA OPEFNED MY DOOR AND MY BROTHER PUT HIS STUPID IRON MAN CUTO UT THERE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD JFC

thneed-ler:

OHY MY GOFD I JUSTA OPEFNED MY DOOR AND MY BROTHER PUT HIS STUPID IRON MAN CUTO UT THERE AND I SCREAMED SO LOUD JFC

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geromy-kyle:

tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

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wildcherryapeshitap0calypse:

be careful what u wish for　

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Title: The No Seatbelt Song
Artist: Brand New

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like image

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georgebushmpreg:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

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days of the week

theonlyhopeformeisgaymen:

sunday

monday

tuesday

wednesday

thursday

friday

saturday

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